At dinner the other night,
[Lexi] If you saw a pig that was a pirate, what would it be wearing?
[Lexi] A Pig Leg. Get it???
Last night before bed.
[Ainsley] Mom, I've decided to start taking a nap... That way, I can start staying up late.
[Mom] Anderson, how old are you?
[Anderson] Tooooo and a haaf.